If you've read our site, you know that we are always on the lookout for phrases that make juveniles laugh. Well, Tuesday March 6th was an all time great day in the history of NCAA college basketball. Why? Let us count the many ways:


The night started off with a bang as ESPN featured the Golden Eagles of ORAL Roberts winning the Mid-Continent Conference by beating Oakland (which is NOT in California). We recognize however, that a school with Oral in the title merely merits a chuckle.


The main course began at 9 pm as ESPN shifted to the HO-rizon league finals featuring Wright State University and Butler.

This was the precise moment the entire nation got wood. DaShaun Wood that is.

And to top it off, the game was played in the NUTTER Center, affectionately called "The Nut House."

In conclusion, in one magical evening, we had so many things to make us giggle. And we have the cinderalla Wright State Raiders to thank for that. Put in mathmatical terms: Oral Roberts + Ho-rizon + Wood + Nutter = genius. Genius that carry into the brackets of office pools everywhere.

Of course, this begs the question. Has there ever been a night where oral came before wood?



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