TEN THINGS TO DO WHEN YOU ARE SNOWED IN

 

For every summer, there is a winter. And for every winter, there is a snowstorm. There are many reasons why this is cool. No work or school. Ok, that's about it. Otherwise, it is kinda lame. It is too cold to go outside and after a while, my apartment gets kinda boring. This is especially true since the invention of caller ID, which effectively ruins the venerable institution of prank calling. So, I've spent my time coming up with things to do while you are snowed in. Hopefully, this will stave off cabin fever and cannibalism. If I can save just one life, it will all have been worth it.

 

1. Plan a Wedding: What? You aren't engaged? So what? Plan one for someone else! Everyone loves weddings!

2. Click on Every Page of this Website:  Why not? It'll keep you occupied for hours. I wrote the darn thing, and I still read it!

3. Watch Your Cell Phone Charge: Watching the little bars move from empty to full while it is charging can be kinda hypnotic. The hours will fly by.

4. Play a Board Game: True, most BoFans (fans of BofaDs.com) are solitary, and as such, are snowed in alone. This just means you will finally win a game. Imagine the sweet deals you can give yourself while playing Monopoly against yourself. Just make sure to watch yourself the Banker, you don't want to slip yourself some extra cash from the bank. That would be cheating.

5.  Order Delivery: It's too cold and dangerous for you to go outside...so make someone else do it! Being inconsiderate is the American Way!

6. Work from Home: This is a last resort. You really have to be bored to work at home. But, there is a certain joy that comes from doing work in your underwear. Trust me.

7. Run All Those Errands You've Been Meaning to Catch Up On: We all have errands we've been meaning to run. Now you have the time to pick up the dry cleaning, go grocery shopping, and stock up on the winter supplies the news has been telling you to get...oh wait, you're snowed in. So much for this idea.

8. Watch TV: Who am I kidding? The only thing on during the day is Maury Povich-style talk shows and those lame judge shows. Then again, watching the losers that populate daytime TV can make you feel better about yourself.

9. I give up: You may think these ideas kinda suck. That is because they do. If I actually came up with any good ways to pass the time, I wouldn't be writing this page. How much longer do we have until summer?

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