So apparently you’ve gone out and made some friends.Reading www.bofads.com
will have that effect from time to time.(Sample conversation starter: Dude, have you seen the greatest website
ever, bofads.com?You gotta check it
out, man.Oh, and do you want to be my
friend?).It is understandable that
you’ve used all of your nicknames already.So, here is another list of names you can try out.
ProtoPlasm: In biology, protoplasm is the living substance of the cell.This is a coveted nickname.First, it implies living, which is a
good thing.And it’s got “pro” in
it.Pro is the opposite of
con.And pro is short for
professional.So, either they are
good living substance or professional living substance.Either way, your friend will be
Homeslice: This is the name you give that
country guy who likes rap music.
Mayor McCheese: Everyone has that friend who
seems to know everyone when you go out.And you’re like “Wait, this is my friend.How do they know all these people who I’ve never met?”It’s the mayor’s job to know
everyone.Don’t feel bad.I’m sure there is someone who thinks
you are special!
Boss: This name is perfect for your
supervisor.If you really like
them, you can expand it to Boss Hogg.
Scrobie: Anything with “scro” in it is
funny.Give this name to someone
shorter than you.
Scrofus T. Jackson: Another classic “scro”
name.I don’t know if this is
derived from President Jackson, Samuel L. Jackson, or “Sorry Miss Jackson.”So, give it to anyone who reminds of
you of any of those three.I do
know it has nothing to do with Michael Jackson.So, if you have a friend who reminds you of Michael Jackson,
I’d suggest just calling them Chester the Molester.Or better yet, call the police.
Nimbus: This is short for cumulonimbus, a type of cloud that is tall, dense,
and involved in thunderstorms and other bad weather.Everyone’s got a friend who is a real
downer.The kind of friend who
will interrupt South Park to tell you that they saw someone die in the
airport today.The kind of friend
who will look at your website and tell you that it is juvenile and not funny.The kind of … you get the point.That person is a nimbus.