D's Vacation Guide
Real Places To See Before You Die
Bofa D's has slaved for hours to bring you a list of great places to visit. We aren't exactly hotels.com, so we can't promise that we've been to these places or suggest nice accommodations. But each of these places gets the Bofa D's stamp of approval. And really, what else can you ask for? So start planning your trips now, so you can tell your friends that you've been to each one of Bofa D's Real Places To See Before You Die. For your reading pleasure, we have gone the extra step and broken this page down by region. These places are all real. To be honest, we aren't smart enough to make them up.
6. Sac City, Iowa: The Sac City website, used to note that "early industry was the Sac City Creamery." For some reason, they have dropped that crucial fact from their website. Why would a city named Sac want to drop its cream?
7. Ellworth, Kansas: If you really love this website, you'll want to take a ride on Dees Avenue. Note: According to Google Maps, there are 10 Dees Streets in America. Each one makes the world a better place.
8. Hamilton, Ohio: This city pretty much sucks. It's claim to fame is that it used to go by "Hamilton!" so it was the only city with an exclamation point in its name. It looks like they've dropped that in favor of this marketing pitch: The City of Hamilton is centrally located between the Cincinnati and Dayton metropolitan areas. When your best argument for going there is that you are close to somewhere else, you are in big trouble. They'd be better off centering their marketing efforts around this landmark - Dick Avenue:
9. Columbus, Ohio: Here's the plan for your trip to Hamilton - Take your girlfriend to Columbus on the drive back. Drive to this street. If necessary, draw her attention to the sign. You are welcome.
10. Wacker Drive: Chicago is known for wind, pizza, the Cubs, and above all else, having a street named after people who masturbate.
1. Butte, Montana where the community has started the forum Butte Rats.
2. Las Vegas: Gambling and strippers are fine, but they can get kind of old. On the other hand, Nutt Creek Avenue is always funny! Of course, if you don't have a car, you can always take The Deuce, which refers to a bus line, not a bodily function.
Where will you take a Deuce? Well, Las Vegas (showing a bizarre fixation with deuces) has an answer for you - take it to ... The Deuce Lounge! Located in the new-ish Aria Resort and Casino, "The Deuce offers an unmistakable and distinctive Las Vegas experience." I'll say! Dropping a deuce is the definitive Las Vegas experience:
3. Seattle: Yeah, the first Starbucks is there. But who really cares? There's a Starbucks on every corner nowadays. Yeah, Seattle does have nice scenery. But how can you enjoy it when it rains all the time? Space Needle? Sure, the Space Needle is a monument to man's need to build phallic structures, which is cool. But the real reason you need to visit Seattle is Mr. D's, a nice little eatery in Pike's Market:
1. Butts Corner which is near Beaver Spring Pond in New York.
2. Ballston, a lovely neighborhood in Arlington, Virginia. In fact, you can ride Metro from Ballston to Woodley Park. Coincidence? I think not.
3. Salem, Massachusetts: Salem is the home to the coolest liquor store of all time, Bunghole Liquors. If you can't get to Salem (perhaps you are a witch and you'd rather not take the risk), there's another branch of Bunghole Liquors in Peabody, Massachusetts.
4. Kissimee, Florida: Not only is Kissimee pretty close to Orlando, but it also is the home of the Gaylord Palms Resort.
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