Bofa D's Greatest Vacation Destinations

Bofa D's has slaved for hours to bring you a list of great places to visit. We aren't exactly hotels.com, so we can't promise that we've been to these places or suggest nice accomodations. But each of these places gets the Bofa D's stamp of approval. And really, what else can you ask for? So start planning your trips now, so you soon can tell your friends that you've been to such great places as Big Bone Lick State Park. For your reading pleasure, we have gone the extra step and broken this page down by region. These places are all real. To be honest, we aren't smart enough to make them up.

2. French Lick, Indiana

3. Indianapolis: The only cool thing about this city is the "Edna Balz Lacy Family Park." The park's website says this part is "one of the jewels in the parks system." Balz + Family park + jewels = family jewels. That makes it worth a visit.

4. Merrill, Wisconsin: Why the heck would you want to go to Merrill, Wisconsin? Three words: Chism Trail Ranch. The website proudly proclaims: "We here at the ranch are hoping you are having a fun filled summer loaded with lots of riding opportunities. If not, we have just the facility to help you with all your riding pleasures!" How on earth can you resist that? Still not convinced? Chism Trail Ranch also features "CHISM TRAIL RANCH OPEN PLEASURE SHOWS."

5. Centerville, Ohio. The primary attraction is the Monkey House. But while you are there, why not drive along Nutt Road?

6. Sac City, Iowa: According to the Sac City website, one "early industry was the Sac City Creamery."

7. Ellworth, Kansas: If you really love this website, you'll want to take a ride on Dees Street. Note: According to Google Maps, there are 10 Dees Streets in America. Each one makes the world a better place.

2. Las Vegas: Gambling and strippers are fine, but they can get kind of old. On the other hand, Nutt Creek Avenue is always funny! Of course, if you don't have a car, you can always take The Deuce, which refers to a bus line, not a bodily function:

3. Seattle: Yeah, the first Starbucks is there. But who really cares? There's a Starbucks on every corner nowadays. Yeah, Seattle does have nice scenery. But how can you enjoy it when it rains all the time? Space Needle? Sure, the Space Needle is a monument to man's need to build phallic structures, which is cool. But the real reason you need to visit Seattle is Mr. D's, a nice little eatery in Pike's Market:

2. Ballston, a lovely neighborhood in Arlington, Virginia. In fact, you can ride Metro from Ballston to Woodley Park. Coincidence? I think not.

3. Salem, Massachusetts: Salem is the home to the coolest liquor store of all time, Bunghole Liquors. If you can't get to Salem (perhaps you are a witch and you'd rather not take the risk), there's another branch of Bunghole Luquors in Peabody, Massachusetts.

4. Kissimee, Florida: Not only is Kissimee pretty close to Orlando, but it also is the home of the Gaylord Palms Resort.

4. Beaver Stadium is the Penn State University football stadium. Penn State's mascot isn't even a beaver, which makes this even funnier. For all of you history buffs, it is called Beaver Stadium after former Governor James A. Beaver (not because a high percentage of female students attend football games).

5. New York is known as the beacon of American culture. Broadway shows, high fashion, and museums. But lots of cities have all of that. What really sets New York apart is The Museum of Sex:

OVERSEAS

1. Lake Titicaca the world's highest commerical navigable lake in South America

2. Paris, France where you can stay at the Hotel Balzac on 6 rue Balzac

3. Balsac, France: Why settle for just a hotel when you can have so much more Balzac?

4. Little Dix Bay: Experience luxurious island charm at the Rosewood Little Dix Bay

5. Bangkok

6. Tamba Bofa, Guinea How can you not want to visit a city dedicated to our website?

7. Morón, Argentina: Here's a classic oxymoron (or is it oxy-Morón) - The University of Moron (Universidad de Morón) is located in the city.

8. Chisinau, Moldova: I'm sure it isn't pronounced this way, but it kinda looks likes Chisin' now. And that kinda looks like something else which makes me laugh. That's pretty much all I know about this fine city.