Bofa D's Restaraunt Guide: A Tribute to Captain D's

 

It is rare that Bofa D's will endorse a product that we've never tried. But desparate times call for desparate measures.

 

Once in a lifetime, something comes along whose very existance makes all of our lives better. Something that improves society as a whole. This lifetime, that thing is a chain called CAPTAIN D'S.

There are many reasons why we chose to cast our considerable spotlight on this company.

1. Captain D's might be the sixth most popular seafood chain, after Legal Seafoods, McCormick and Schmick's, Red Lobster, Joe's Crab Shack, and Long John Silver's. That's quite an accomplishment.

2. Captain D sells seafood. Presumably, he is also the captain of the boat. So, he is the boss of the Gorton's Fisherman and all of his seamen.

3. Look at their logo. The slogan "You are always welcome aboard" sounds vaguely sexual. Then again, I was always sketched out by the slogan "Trust the Gorton's Fisherman." I mean, I was taught not to trust strangers.

4. Ok, reasons 1-3 were admittedly bogus. The real reason to visit this place boils down to the answer to one question: "Have you tasted Captain D's?"

Wait for it...

CAPTAIN D's NUUUUUUUUTS!

So there you have it. If you are surprised by this, we point out that you apparently haven't read any of our other pages:

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